Hi! It's Me.

Who is this person? You ask. You're sitting at the computer or scrolling through your Iphone - you're certainly bored. It might be 2 in the morning. You're wondering why you've even reading this and whether it'll be entertaining at all. Well, that still remains. But I can tell you some of the things I've seen, which would give you a clearer picture as to who I am:

I've seen the skyline at morning, noon, and night.
I've seen 2 guys blow each other.
I've seen people enter the world and I've seen people leave.
I've seen nothing within the realm of supernatural, and I'm dying to.
I've seen some parts of Europe, and one guy jack off to the back of my dress in a specific part of Europe.
-A homeless guy, on the subway. See, it doesn't just happen in New York.

I've seen the dark side of people, found that it's not much different from the light
that the light side can be equally scary as the dark
I've found that "deviance" can be beautiful, pure

I've seen people who have it all figured out
And people who are complete messes
And the people who are complete messes
are more honest.

I've seen people who like to start all kinds of issues, intrigue, and soap opera plot lines
And the people who stand to the side and wait for it to be over.
I've found that your chance of survival is much greater
if you join those by the wall.

I've seen people who hate each other for no reason
and love each other for no reason
and people who make lists of all kinds of reasons
for why they should love or hate.

I've seen four grown women
eat bull penis
at a japanese restaurant
a dare over too many pitchers of sapporo.

I've seen family celebrations,
all-night drinking fests,
intimate moments,
a dog's tiny black nose,
the bluest sky of july under a veil of chlorinated water,
breeze backdrop white sand lullaby...in front of a navy ocean
walking side by side.

But really, I haven't seen anything yet.